![]() ![]() It’s a habit that I have no memory of forming or no reason to form, or anyway that’s what I told people after that incredibly strange eulogy. Saying “awesome” - like riding a unicycle, beating up the beat, or marrying a man - is fine, just not appropriate for my personality. These are people with things like wine cellars, classical music, and work Blackberries, who use the word “awesome” skillfully - and yes, I’m as troubled as you that apparently I think the epitome of adulthood is Frasier Crane. There are certainly tons of people in the world who are much more adult than me. This will additionally be deployed when I encounter something I believe to be the very best of its kind. I need something for when I think something very positive has happened or will happen to me, or others. Sure, having a youthful outlook is great and I don’t really have a lifestyle that prohibits me from saying “awesome.” Still, I think it’s time to exchange it for a new go-to word. I have a robust personal vocabulary that is resplendent with adjectives. There’s one small problem: I still say “awesome.” I own several matching sets of salt-and-pepper shakers, I can rent a car basically everywhere, and I’ve considered buying a briefcase several times. My Netflix queue, wardrobe and the As seen on TV Slushy Magic kit sitting on my desk might argue otherwise, but it’s a fact. ![]()
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